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•This is an Historically Accurate Transcription starring President Barack Obama, former President George W. Bush, and former President Bill Clinton prior to a press conference on aid for Haitian earthquake victims•

OBAMA: Alright, George, you wanna handle this press conference?
BUSH: Hell no. I’m retired. Clinton loved this shit, why don’t you go be President again, Bill?
CLINTON: Nope. I wanted the job back for the longest time, but even I didn’t have to deal with crap like this.
OBAMA: Come on, guys. Help a brother out.
BUSH: I didn’t even think I’d have to come back here again. Why didn’t you call my dad to do this?
OBAMA: Your dad is 162 years old. I think he’s done enough for his country
CLINTON: Yeah, plus you’re SO good at handling disasters, George.
BUSH: I’m never going to live that Katrina thing down, am I?
OBAMA: You did drop the ball on that one.
BUSH: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought I was hanging out with President Obama. Can you tell me where to go so I can show that I care about black people, Kanye West?
CLINTON: Come on, guys. This is for the people of Haiti.
OBAMA: George, I’ll never criticize your administration again if you take all the questions in this press conference.
BUSH: Fuck that. I’d rather be the taste-tester for Haitian drinking water.
CLINTON: You might not want to say that into the microphone.
OBAMA: Seriously, one of you guys needs to take this one. I need a break. Bill…I’ll send Hillary on a diplomatic trip to Neptune if you handle this.
CLINTON: Nope. You’re on your own, kid. I had my issues with Haiti in 1994. Send Colin Powell and Jimmy Carter down there like I did.
OBAMA: But that was a political crisis, not a catastrophic disaster. It is vastly more dangerous now.
BUSH: Exactly. Send Colin Powell and Jimmy Carter down there. I hate those dudes.
CLINTON: Ditto. They are total dicks.
OBAMA: What do I have to do? I’m begging you guys…just this once…wait…what are you two laughing at?
BUSH: Nothing…it’s just that…
CLINTON: Don’t tell him!
BUSH: I have to, man. I feel bad for him.
OBAMA: What is it?
CLINTON: Fine. We were going to play a practical joke on you. When all the Presidents get together for a press conference like this, one of the ex-Presidents usually unzips his pants and lets a ball slide out while the current President speaks.
OBAMA: Jesus.
BUSH: Yeah…Bill actually did it at my Inauguration!
CLINTON: Oh, that wasn’t a practical joke. I was trying to hook up with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
BUSH: You hit that? I always pegged you more as a Sandra Day O’Connor fan.
CLINTON: Yeah, I nailed her, too.
OBAMA: Guys, I don’t need this.
CLINTON: When I was President, Gerald Ford pulled his entire dick out behind my back at the NAFTA press conference. You remember that, George?
BUSH: Nah, I was drunk until sometime in 1996.
OBAMA: Alright, it’s time. You guys might want to stop laughing.
CLINTON: Shit, what do we care? Constitutionally, we’re not even allowed to run for President again! What do we have to lose?
OBAMA: People’s respect? It might tarnish your legacies.
CLINTON: Legacies? I got impeached and Dubya started like fifteen wars that we KNOW of.
BUSH: He’s right, Barack. Hell, we might both pull our balls out.
OBAMA: Please…think of the people in Haiti.
CLINTON: He’s got a point, George. We’ll just give Obama a wedgie instead. Oh…shhh…here’s the press. Serious faces.
BUSH: I can’t stop smiling.
CLINTON: Think of Hillary and Condoleeza Rice passionately kissing each other while wearing white latex bodysuits and standing in the middle of some sprinklers.
BUSH: Jesus Christ. I wish you would have taught me that trick when I was President so I didn’t come across as such a smarmy prick all the time.
OBAMA: Alright…just go back into the White House, please. I got this.

Mulher Maravilha!

Camera: Canon EOS 20D
Aperture: f/4.5
Exposure: 1/60th
Focal Length: 23mm

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WORLD LAUNCH OF TDV6 DIESEL WILDCAT

23/01/12 from QT Services/Wildcat Print this page

2012 Autosport International show sees the worldwide launch of the all new TDv6 Diesel Wildcat, which is manufactured by Plymouth based Qt Services Ltd.

This exciting addition to the Wildcat range adds a new dimension to Qt’s lineup of these extreme off road race cars. Taken from the Land Rover Discovery 4, the 3.0 litre twin turbo has raised the bar in terms of performance for vehicles in this field of motorsport.

Qt Services is the first manufacturer to successfully integrate this new powerplant into a race car. Qt’s MD, Dave Marsh says, “This new engine has exceeded our expectations. Delivering 316 HP and 513 ftlbs of torque it produces more than enough power to deal with the toughest off road conditions in the world”.

Working closely with their electronics and transmission specialists, the integration of the engine has worked really well and Qt are looking forward to having two of the new Diesel cars racing in the Tuareg Rally, which kicks off in Spain in March.

There has been strong interest from around the world in this new package and Qt are pleased to be able to officially launch the car at the prestigious Autosport show.

The TDv6 diesel car was officially launched at the Autosport Show on January 12^th and full details of the range of Wildcats can be found at www.qtwildcat.co.uk

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Photographs: White vehicle – the first TDv6 Wildcat Engine bay of the new TDv6

QT Services Ltd

Qt Services is a company well established in the off road competition market. Formed in 1996, it is run by an experienced team of off road engineers for enthusiasts who are able to offer a range of specialist products for both the standard and competition off road vehicle.

Many of the products in their range are designed and manufactured in house and have been extensively tested at international competition level enabling customers to benefit from the increased reliability and performance which it brings.

Qt has been developing the Wildcat for 4 years having purchased the rights from Bowler Off Road. They are now the sole manufacturers of the Wildcat and distributors on an extensive range of dedicated parts. They have also embarked on an intensive development programme for the Wildcat, the results of which have been demonstrated worldwide in competitive success.

Wildcat

The Wildcat features many developments which have improved its performance.

Central to this are the new engine options featuring the Jaguar V8 and a V6 diesel variants. These give a significant increase in power and a much wider and flatter torque curve. This has vastly improved the car’s performance.

Coupled to the engine is the newly developed close ratio, straight cut gearbox which is matched to engine characteristics.

Revisions have been made to the steering with a quick ratio steering box requiring less input resistance making the car easier to control over long distances. This has worked supremely well in events such as the Dakar Rally.

The car features 60mm Donerre lithium fast rebound dampers which vastly improve traction and control; the Qt designed mountings for the coil over shock absorbers were developed in conjunction with Donerre.

For more information on Qt Services or the Wildcat please contact:

Dave Marsh01752 696353 dave@qtservices.co.ukAndrew Smallridge01752 696353sales@qtservices.co.uk

www.qtservices.co.uk

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Jump In The Line - Harry Belafonte

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